 Look at me.
Look at me.
I'm a duck.  In a bunny suit.
You probably weren't trying to find me.
Yet here I am.  In a bunny suit.
Stare at me for a minute of two.  
Laugh at my strange outfit.  Giggle 
at my off-center beak.
The page you were looking for isn't 
here.  It doesn't exist.  It's 404.
Maybe it used to exist.  Or maybe it moved.
Perhaps one of us is a lousy typist.  (Probably me)
Either way, it's gone.  So choose from one of the options below to 
continue:
-= Humor: The Realm of Niftyness =-
-= Deals: Nifty News & Decent Deals =-
-= Report the Bad Link that got you here =-
-= Keep staring at me, DuckBunny =-
Goodbye for now.
If you ever need me, I'll be right here 
at http://www.niftyness.com/404.html.
In a bunny suit.