The Realm of Niftyness opened its doors to the internet in 1997, and the
internet's been laughing ever since.
After creating dozens of sub-sections and helping to waste thousands of leisure and work
hours for people worldwide, we wanted to celebrate.
So I printed up some trinkets with our logo.
Now you have a chance to display some Niftyness too!
Friends, family members, and even strangers will see your cool new gear and say
"Wow, neat shirt."
Niftyness.
Get some.
Click here for a snazzy printable order form
(Front)
T-SHIRT
(Back)
$16.00
Magnet
Pencil
$0.50
$0.50
Pen
$1.50
Stickers
$1.50
(Sheet of Ten)
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Frequently Asked Questions
1) Why did you print this stuff up? Why are you selling it?
Slow down there Chester, that's two questions! I always wanted a t-shirt with the T.R.O.N. logo on it. One day, I actually called a few places and got some catalogs. I was amazed by all the stuff you could get with logos on it. So I sat down, opened up an image editor, and made a design. Then I edited the design, over and over, until I was happy with it, and took it in for printing. I never really intended to sell anything, but since it was cheaper to print up items in bulk, I put a note on the site to see if there was any interest from viewers. It turns out that over a hundred people replied with interest, to my astonishment!
2) What's the deal with pricing?
I'm not looking to make a profit on this stuff. But stuff costs money to print up, so I have to charge something. I'd love to pass this stuff out for free if I could. Just the thought of having some guy in Australia wearing a t-shirt with my logo on it is pretty darn cool to me. So again, as you can tell by the prices, this stuff is just to cover printing costs, not to make money. I doubt I will ever break even on this stuff money-wise.
3) How do I order?
Click here to get a handy printable order form. Just print it out, fill it out, fold it up (that's key), put it in an envelope, drop in your payment, and send it in. When I get it, I'll email you a confirmation and ship out your gear!
4) What kind of payment options are available?
Are you kidding? I'll take cash, check, cashier's check, or money order...any of that works for me!
5) Why is everything kinda blurry?
Maybe it's time to clean your monitor screen. That dust is getting a little thick...
6) Okay funny man, why are the ITEMS a little blurry?
Because I drew them, and I'm no graphic design artist. Plus, it makes things more fun when your shipment arrives at the door and you get to see everything in your hands. Or on your face, if you apply the magnets to a magnetic plate in your skull. (T.R.O.N. Brand Skull Plates coming soon)
7) What's the deal with the pen?
The pens look VERY cool, and frankly, I can't do them justice with my artwork. They have bright green, see-though barrels with clear tips and caps, as well as a white finger grip. Not to mention the "Waste Some Time" and "www.niftyness.com" logos. Curious? I guess you'll have to buy one...trust me, it certainly is fun to carry around. People at work are always asking to see it.
8) So, do you have any package deals available?
Heck yes! Click here and check them out. Aren't you glad you read down this far?
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