Hi John, my name is _________________ and I'm an incredibly nifty person. 

Here's my address:

        _________________________________________________

        _________________________________________________

        _________________________________________________

My email address, which is EXTREMELY important, is ____________________.

T-shirt prices  (circle one):

            (1) T-shirt  - $16.00  +  $4.00 shipping  =  $20.00
            (2) T-shirts - $31.00  +  $5.00 shipping  =  $36.00
            (3) T-shirts - $45.00  +  $5.00 shipping  =  $50.00

Packages:                                                                                          Single Stuff:
                                           How Many?                                                 
            ("Pairs")                            _________   x  $6.00                               ____ Magnets x $0.50      
            ("Thin Stuff")                     _________   x  $2.00                               ____ Pencils x $0.50
            ("Writing Implements")     _________  x  $2.00                               ____ Pens x $1.50
            ("Full Pockets")                _________    x  $16.00                            ____ Stickers x $1.50    (Which sticker type? ______ )

(Please add $2.00 shipping for any non-T-shirt order.  Order a T-shirt and only pay T-shirt shipping!)

(Add it all up, double-check it, and write the total in the blank below)

Enclosed is my cash/check/money order for _________.  I understand that sizes might become
limited, and that if my preferred choice is not immediately available, I will be contacted A.S.A.P.
with other options.  My preference is for the following T-shirt size:

____  XL(s)

Again, I understand that I am going to look incredible in my new T-shirt, and I agree not to sue
The Realm of Niftyness for all of the new friends, smiles, and/or attractive members of the opposite
sex that will soon be coming my way when I am wearing my new nifty T-shirt.


Mail to:
        John Gephart IV
        Attn: I Want Trinkets!
        600 Kalla Drive
        Harrisburg, PA 17109

 

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